主題:新版本「You Have Two Cows」!一幅圖準確指出不同攝影師生態!

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    最近 Facebook 流傳一批相片關於「You Have Two Cows」,講如果你有兩隻牛,在不同的社會情況下會點樣。估唔到已經有人整左攝影師版本的 「You Have Two Cows」,關於新聞攝影師、街頭攝影師、婚體攝影師等,如果有兩隻牛,佢地又會點拍攝,你又係邊一類人?

    新版本「You Have Two Cows」!準確指出不同攝影師生態!

    下面是圖片的文字描述

    攝影記者:如果有兩頭牛,你會等鄰居殺掉一頭才拍照

    You have two cows. Photojournalists will wait till your neighbour kills one of the cows before they take a picture.

    • 街頭攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等生下更牛去填滿空間,加強層次再拍攝

    You have two cows. Street photographers will wait till the cows mate and produce more cows to layer the frame before they take a picture.

    •婚禮攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會在兩頭牛交配之前拍攝

    You have two cows. Wedding photographers will take a picture just before the cows mate.

    • 沙龍攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等陽光去到牛後面才拍攝(是要取逆光、髮絲光嗎?)

    You have two cows. Salon photographers will wait till the sun sets behind the cows before they take a picture.

    • 概念攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等牛排泄後拍攝它的排泄物iconiconicon

    You have two cows. Conceptual photographers will wait till nature calls and take a picture of the cows’ dung.

    • Instagram 攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等鄰居將他們煎做牛排,再拍攝(典形的 Food Porn)

    You have two cows. Instagram photographers will wait till your neighbour makes steak from the cow he killed before they take a picture.

    •商業攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,但沒有人付錢去拍攝,才懶得理什麼牛不牛的。(這個絕)

    You have two cows. Commercial photographers will wait for the budget before they even look at the cows.

    潮流攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會建議不如拍兩匹馬,因為牛太胖了!

    You have two cows. Fashion photographers will recommend two horses instead because the cows are too fat.

    大家認為這樣的描述是否講中成個攝影生態?留言講下吧!

    引用來源:PetaPixel
     

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